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Why is sex just for men? In the bedroom he may be as generous as he likes. but it is a fact that men are naturally selfish in bed, most of the pornography in the world is aimed at men, there are more strip clubs for men and dirty magazines. why are there not as many for us girls? are we not allowed to be aroused in public? are we not allowed to enjoy a bit of pornography? why cant we see naked hunks everywhere? it seems they make women dress up for the man in bed as well but what can he do to turn US on? why is sex aimed at men? even sex scenes in movies are all about how hot the girl/s is/are. will there ever be sexual equality? AND why are WE the ones who fake the orgasms?it has got to the point where we don't even try to enjoy ourselves why on earth should it be all about him???
ps - this isn't from my personally experience...my mates have been moaning at me all week about their bfs and it makes me upset. any opinions welcome my dears :) | | Everyone is different and from different generations. people like to force gender roles on people. or witness it growing up. plenty of mainstream i stuff pushes that stuff. anyways i've been married for over 6 yrs now. i have said everything to my husband about what i want and he won't do it. i love him and do my wifely duty. i take care of business later on. also religion plays a huge part in all of this. i see people with so many hang ups because they were taught to feel ashamed, etc...it's hard to take in all of this info and figure out for yourself how to accept things. if you truly want to make things work, with anyone, you have to do certain things but you can make yourself happy too. most women don't have vaginal orgasms anyway. that's a huge lie that women just won't discuss. i will. open up! | Why aren't there more adult magazines with men as eye candy? When you're a teenage girl, you look at Tiger Beat or Seventeen, filled with pics of young teen hunks. Then, as you get older, all the magazines for older women are about hair, makeup, and clothes. Men have Playboy, Maxim, FHM, etc. Where are the pictures with the Yankees with their shirts off? Or the men from Lost on the hot sweaty beach? Why isn't the new Bond plastered half naked across every magazine like Paris Hilton is? There must be more women like me who just want to see some sexy men! Who's with me ladies? | Try Playgirl
Anyway, I think there aren't more adult mags for women is because we're stereotyped as not buying things of that nature, so it wouldn't be a successful for magazine companies to incorporate these types of adult magazines to their collection. | I need help on how to format this like a poem? I’ve spent many nights looking at the Milky Way, watching the Starbursts, thinking about my Big Hunk, my Lifesaver. Missing the way you run outside naked to shoot Doves with your Bazooka. But I think I’m gonna like being a Jolly Rancher.
We’ve been down a Rocky Road. Sometimes you’re a Lemonhead, a Nerd, and a Smartie, But you’re still my Bit O’ Honey, and I’ll stay your Sugar Baby, your little Sweetart, if you’ll stay my Sugar Daddy, my York Peppermint Patty. And I love you to Reese’s Pieces, Now and Later.
Now, lets’s take a Fastbreak and get Nutrageous. I’ve been waiting to Skor, and I want it Good and Plenty. Don’t ask for Airhead, or a Blow Pop, just break out your Licorice Whip and stick your Ding Dong in my Kit Kat. I’ll shake my Laffy Taffy, and make you yell “Oh Baby Ruth”. I’ve been missing your Mr. Goodbar, he makes me scream “Oh Henry” . My Mounds are Red Hot, waiting for your Whatchamacallit, I know it’s a Whopper, and it brings me Almond Joy. So lets take a Fun Dip, don’t play no Twix, just gimme Smore!
P.S. I have a confession, I’m real glad it’s Payday, cause I went on a Spree. I spent 100 Grand and now your account is at Zero.
2 years ago
please help i need to get an a on this like it needs to be put in stanzas and look and feel like a poem | | LOL! Wow. Thank you for giving me a laugh today. Truthfully, I don't know how to put that into poetry. Just break it down into lines, I guess. I love the originality of that. So clever. | Men and women's different ideas? THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and warm croissants; open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower - alone
10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:01 BJ
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee, and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several mircrobrew beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (BJ en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 BJ
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several shots of 12 year old bourbon)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and teasing, slow, soft hand job by naked Elle Macpherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated by Rev Al Sharpton
7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy grass fed rib steak, followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall - sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom display eager lesbian kinkiness while you rest in between
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap BJ
11:45 In bed, alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep | | LMAO...I really liked that one you definitely get a star because that's about how it is...for the guys anyway. I only wish that's how it was for me with the shopping, massages, etc. | Survey: What is your idea of a perfect day ????? THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 - Nap
4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 - Hot shower (alone)
10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms
_____________________________
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 - Alarm
6.15 - ********
6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big ****
7.30 - Limo arrives
7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (******** en-route)
9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 - ********
12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave
7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized
7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of ****
9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0
9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31
11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30 - A nightcap *******
11.45 - In bed alone
11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room | You would be right by your perfect day but what guy would want that as his perfect day? You left out the part where he plays with his guys and he doesn't have to yell at one of them to stop picking on the other. :p
However it is, it's still funny.
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4:30 am hit snooze
4:39 hit snooze
4:48 get out of bed to get dressed
4:55 wow, no bad hair day!
5:00 leave home for work
*driving* wow, no rubber neckers causing accidents and no crappy drivers.
5:30 clock in to work and not hear anyone b**ch about how much their job sucks for the next ten hours.
4:30 time to leave for home
*driving* yeah, no accidents or police causing a 10 mile backup!
5:15 back at home
5:16 open up a beer
5:30 hmmm, wife still isn't home, guess it's time to start dinner for her and the guys before she gets home.
5:55 wife is home with guys (she had a great day and gives em a hug) guys were good at daycare, no fights.
6:30 time for dinner
7:00 dinner is done and everyone rinses their dishes and puts them in the dishwasher.
7:15 guys get ready for bed as I get some comfy clothes on
7:30 piggy backs to bed and time to tuck my babies in
7:45 guys are in bed
7:50 put on a movie and actually cuddle with the Mrs. for more than a minute before she pushes me away
10:00 time for bed and cuddling with the Mrs.
10:03 the Mrs. pushes me away to lay alone
10:05 the Mrs. starts snoring asleep
somewhere after 11:00 pm she stops and I finally fall asleep.
2:15 am youngest guy wakes up just so we can put her back in bed
4 am she gets up again and so does the oldest guy so we can put them back in bed
4:30 BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ | Is my marriage over? threw out husband after he didnt cheat? wht do i do? never used this site before, got marriage problems don't no what to do. well i will explain my life. me and my husband both grew up on the same council estate in worst area imaginable, my mother was an alcoholic and his mum was dead, he grew up with his dad and he beat him up a lot kicked him and belted him and would whack/punch him for nothing. his father drank, used drugs. We been together since age 16 and he never slept or been with anyone in any relationship (same with me), we known each other since 11. I am now 28 and he 29, nearly 30. We have good life, we got good income and mortgage will soon be paid within a year if we stilll keep the current income comin in, I got good qualifications in school, after years of college and finally going to uni after workin my a r s e off in mcdonalds and pizza shops to get by and gettin grants i went to uni and i am now a gp, been gp for past 3 years. he works in construction and owns a building company which he works on building some of the finest houses with his team of people, 2 and 3 million pound marble floor houses with acres of gardens. we have a 3 year old son who my husband adores and he brill dad and things have been going well until the past 2 weeks. i was happy, we have good life, he is amazing dad, wouldn't harm anyone, he is one of the good guys, he's a mans man if you get what i mean, plus he is an absolute hunk, works out, got great bod and sexy in everyway. we have/had great relationships no secrets, i dont no what else to say apart from he is a brill guy. our baby sitter who is 18yr old, we let her into our home and gave her a chance, gave her a lot of money, more than most, she looks after our son cause we got a lot on (workwise)until we come home at night and then we spend quality time together as family. a couple weeks ago my husband home early, i caught her naked in bathroom with him, he was out shower naked. my son was in playroom, my husband is a loyal and faithful man, he promised it wasn't what it looked. she ended up saying she loved him, it ended with me knockin her out with a punch. i was mad, my husband is as i say loyal, even my best girlfriend told me he would never cheat. i know he wouldnt. ended up i kicked him out before telling him that things havent been workin out between us and that i did not love him anyway and slapped him twice. i lied about not loving him. was mad and jealous, not of her (a got huge boobies and keep in shape, she not as hot as me), just the fact he was with another woman with no clothes. turns out my friend found out from a friends friend the same thing happened to her, turns out a similar thing happened to her and is clingy ***** and wont leave men alone. it same person, the lat guy she hit on was married police officer, turns out when he didn't have sex with her she accussed him of rape, her name annonomous, we know its her though. she went to newspaper, he suspended. she is evil. my husband came round to see our son but i ignore door. he left flowers and 100 voicemails and even talks to the front door when it closed.
how do i fix our marriage? he is the most important man in my life, how do i get him back and apologise. I never trusted him>>> i did but i was angry.??? what do i do????
be honest??>.do u think my marriage is over>> if i cant trust him why shoudl he be with me??
now i cant stop cryin 24/7
feel sick and dont no what to do. everytime i go to call him i feel sick. | Don't call him, he is a sneaky bastard. I don't care what you say. He had sex with that little tramp.
Pull yourself together and come back to reality. Would you ever be naked in the bathroom with a guy in your own home?
Come on lady. Don't listen to his bull. Just stick to your guns. If he loves you he will come back within a week or 2.
I believe in 2nd chances but after that he should be out forever. Don't let him turn this around on you and have you apologizing. Don't listen to your friend either, because she might have effed him too.
In the future make sure your babysitter is of retirement age. |
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